Writer: Anthony E. Zuiker (created by), Corinne Marrinan (teleplay), Tom Mularz (teleplay), Richard Catalani (story), Tom Mularz (story)
Run time: 60 min
High school student Lane Myer who is suicidal after his girlfriend Beth dumps him for the arrogant and bullying captain of the high school ski team, Roy Stalin (Aaron Dozier). Lane cannot get past this rejection and decides that death is the only way out of his misery. His half-hearted attempts at suicide, however, always fail, with comedic consequences. As Lane attempts to either end his life or win back his ex-girlfriend, he gradually gets to know a new girl: a French foreign-exchange student named Monique (Diane Franklin) who is staying with Lane’s neighbors.